Sure, the people of Pawnee believe in dragons and most are convinced that broccoli is honestly evil, and they totally just spent over five hours yesterday deliberating between cat ashes and horrible romance books to go in this time capsule. He's worked for the government for twelve years, side stepping political parties and cutting up budgets and just wreaking money-related havoc, and he can't believe it took this long to find citizens that actually care. She's constantly searching for new and improved ways to help her town, and the people seem to reciprocate because this whole time capsule fiasco, while it bored the shit out of him, really made him appreciate the woman that is Leslie Knope. She makes him do things he ordinarily wouldn't do, such as call up a creepy children's performer to sing at a concert in the park and make extreme plans for Harvest Festivals. Okay, maybe "ruined" isn't the right word, but Leslie. ![]() He met his match in Leslie Knope, a passionate, driven Parks Department employee who kind of ruined everything for him. He can count on one hand the amount of times someone in whatever city in Indiana actually gave a percent of a crap about government related activities. If they're not wagering their girlfriends in po.Ben Wyatt's been to a lot of towns, and most people don't care about anything at all. It makes you question the whole notion of those bromance movies. If they're not wagering their girlfriends in pool, then they're trying to steal each others' wives. : (singing while drunk) Soul Sister, Soul Sister, better get that.(singing while drunk) Soul Sister, Soul Sister, better get that dough sister! Sweet Lady Marmalarde. Leslie: The first line, by the way: Oh captain, my captain. : Do you want me to seduce Perd Hapley?.Leslie: April, I appreciate that, but I don't think it's something worth losing your virginity over. Īpril: Do you want me to seduce Perd Hapley?Īpril: I don't know. : I just got to tell you I'm a little tired, so I may have parked.I just got to tell you I'm a little tired, so I may have parked on your front lawn. : We're acting under direct orders from Mayor Gunderson's dog.I me.Īndy: We're acting under direct orders from Mayor Gunderson's dog. : Scientifically hummingbirds are the world's cutest animals.I mean they're so small, they have tiny beaks and they only eat sugar water. Scientifically hummingbirds are the world's cutest animals. ![]() : Anne, I always forget because you're so pretty you're not used t.: Suspect laughing with friends, and playing with his stupid skate.Īnne, I always forget because you're so pretty you're not used to rejection. ![]() Leslie: Suspect laughing with friends, and playing with his stupid skateboard in a snide, turdish manner. : So how are things going with you two?.We're gonna get married and I'm pregnant with his child. Leslie: So how are things going with you two?Īpril: They're going really well. : Wow, you have a lot of bottles there.Leslie: Wow, you have a lot of bottles there.Ĭhris: Oh yeah, would you like a vitamin? B12? Evening Primrose Oil? Willa Bar? Magnesium?
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